The BNP today came up with what seems a simple solution to the Afghanistan war.

At a press conference in London, Nick Griffin said:

“There are 120,000 Afghans living in the UK. And those are just the ones we know about. We’re also told that the police are overstretched keeping tabs on UK muslim terrorist plots. The Afghan war is meant to keep terrorism off the streets of our country and we’re told that if we weren’t prosecuting the war we’d be obliged to let in even more Afghans as refugees and asylum seekers. Well, how about getting rid of the Afghans and all the other assorted muslims and sending them back to their own countries…then we can bring our forces back home and forget about the bastards”.

Mr Griffin’s message was immediately attacked by government ministers. Jack Straw, whose constituency is over-run with muslims, and is noted for altering his views to suit the circumstances, said:

“This is a typical race-hate solution from the BNP. As far as I’m concerned this country should have as many asians as can be fitted in. The longer the war in Afghanistan goes on the better, because it’s a great distraction from the economic mess we’ve created”.

Baroness Scotland, the Attorney General and as black as the ace of spades, agreed.

“Hey, I’ve just lost my illegal-immigrant cleaner and housekeeper. We need a constant supply of immigrants so that members of the liberal elite such as me can obtain cheap and compliant labour. Anyway, I wouldn’t have a white person in my house”.

Gordon Brown could not be contacted. His spokesman told us that he was with cabinet ministers discussing whether there was time to win the sympathy vote by fathering another dodgy child before the next election. The spokesman said:

“Gordon knows that fathering kids that die quickly is great for politicians – just look at David Cameron. But, we fear he has left it too late, unless he goes for the premature birth option”.