In a shock move, the Chancellor, Alistair Darling yesterday announced his latest initiative on unemployment.
“With prostitution now the sole expanding sector of the UK economy, I believe it is time to harness the profession for the good of the country. I therefore propose to make it mandatory for all sex workers to employ at least one black male pimp on a salary not less than the national minimum wage. These measures have two main benefits: one, better employment opportunities and wider lifestyle-choices for black men – who are particularly suited to this work – and two, more business for the girls.”
