In a well-trailed move, and part of the ongoing campaign to bring equality and fairness to homosexuals, it has been announced by Ed Balls, the minister for children, schools and families, that pupils as young as seven will soon be receiving classroom visits and lectures from Elton John, the well-known pop singer.
Announcing the initiative, Mr Balls said:
With fairness constantly at the forefront of government thinking, the Health Secretary Andy Burnham has announced a shake-up of medical qualifications. In a move aimed squarely at educational elitists, the Health Secretary said that from June 2010 anyone with a degree obtained at an English university will be able to practise medicine. This means that students who do not attend medical school, but who feel they would have qualified if they had, will be able to become family doctors, surgeons or dentists, (but not all three at once). Acceptable degrees will include Media Studies, Golf Course Management and pretty well every other degree currently available at UK universities.
