Reports are coming in that Thierry Henry, the well known footballer and former star of adverts for girlie French cars, has died in an horrific car crash.
It is understood that the accident took place in the same Paris underpass that claimed the life of Princess Diana more than ten years ago.
Eye witness accounts confirm that Thierry was in the driver’s seat of the black Mercedes as it left the road at high speed, impacting on the very same concrete pillar that the Princess’s car collided with.
French police are believed to be searching for Irish registered cars and people with Irish accents after hearing that Thierry’s car was being chased by fans angry at the result of last nights World Cup qualifier where the cheating cunt ruined Ireland’s chance of making it to South Africa.
Interviewed over the telephone on a bad line, his partner Ashley Cole said:
“The hospital says that he is in intensive care, but they don’t expect him to pull through because they can’t detect any brain activity. I told them they need to remember he is French and make allowances. I’m praying for him while I travel to his bedside.”
He admited “yes i’m a dirty cheater” on french tv…
and you think that’s funny?? Joking about death? Piece of shit, British press is complete garbage and anti french!!! Go fuck yourself!!!!! Worst press in the world, can’t even call them journalists
This isn’t even remotely funny.
Nana – Get a sense of humour for fucks sake. And get your facts right – This isn’t real for a start you dumb shit (did you ACTUALLY think this was genuine?????? – hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa)and sky is AMERICAN not british. How thick are you.
As an Irishman, this is absolutely despicable. You may recall any one of Duff’s dives during the campaign, or Keane’s repeated attempts to handle. Get over yourself.
THIS IS SICK!
soft twat nana its a joke
he did not die but he killed irelands chance of going to south africa.
tell me more is henry really die
Guys, thats a kind of talent, if you will.
One need to generate, cant happen all the time.
If you have it, produce it in world cup, may your country
win the world cup.
Otherwise just shut up.
Football is a war. and everything is fair in love and war.
Henery could produce it, he got the taste of it. its joyful to me.
Its a talent everyone cant do it. Try it. You will fail.
So just get over it. damn it. People have just complaining mouth a lot these day. Shame